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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2007|10:54 am]
Holy shit people still use these.

It took me half an hour to remember my password. My how time flies.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2006|11:36 am]
[Current Mood | bored]

MOVIES TODAY ANYONE?!

Call 248-685-2259
248-935-2812

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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2006|04:48 pm]
[Current Mood | !@#$%^&]

Finals are over. Shit has happened and my family is a group of sluts that like to sell there sex on the streets of Germany. We get tomorrow off and I dont know what I want to do. Ill probably peddle my cart down the street selling my tortillas. My socks are blue and my face is white. I think i can do a back flip and I just might. Im drinking pop, my ultimate addiction with a little umbrella to make me feel warm. I dont put the marshmellows in my hot chocolate. I take them out and put them on my window. Im talking to myself through aim. Turns out im preety boring. Theres little ones walking outside and i want to join them.

To be or not to be that is the question. I want to take a picture but i got no batteries. Spanish is a language that I understand. Music is playing but i cant really hear it. i wonder what some of these buttons do on my keyboard. They say you cant put your elbow in your ear. I want to prove them wrong. Internet is a good way to look at porn. C.D.s can brake isnt that sad. A pop up came up and I clicked it. I wonder why the dish ran away with the spoon. Stars are things up in the sky. Toilets are useless and a waste of space. Oceans taste like shit and i dont know why. Thumbs hurt if you use them to much. My voice gets loud and soft. Pillows arnt good as a weapon. Luigi is the brother that lives in Mario's shadow. And nobody remembers KIRBY!
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2006|09:32 pm]
[Current Mood | WTF]
[Current Music |Pool of Blood_ By 25 TA LIFE]

WOW!!!!

It has been a hell of a long time since Ive done this. I almost forgot how to do it. Lets see um finals are coming up and im going to do absolutely nothing on Thursday, Friday. Saturday, and Sunday. Yeah...no parties, no friends, just time for me and my inner nerd to connect. Um what else. o yeah

FUCK WINTERFEST!

Okay...so the girl I was gonna ask already has a date. WHO THE FUCK HAS A DATE A MONTH BEFORE THE DANCE! So yeah im not going to go to that dance either. Um my second semester sucks. I HAVE NO CLASSES WITH MY FRIENDS. I have Kovath <asshole> first hour in gym. Mrs. Chludzinski again, mr. maltese again, THANK GOD I SWITCHED OUT OF TEEGARDIN. but now i have harris which i hear isnt good. ANd then loisel again and miss finneran for spanish and she better be a damn good spanich teacher. Well thats it COMMENT BITCHES AND HOES! 

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(no subject) [Nov. 22nd, 2005|02:40 pm]
[Current Mood | FUCK YOU]

FUCK YOU GUYS!!

I try and go out of my way to comment on your guyses entries...and what do i get. NOTHING! GOD DAMN NOTHING! SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOUR SELFS AND YOUR PARENTS CUZ I GEUSS MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING GAY! except for malisa cuz she seems to be the only one who does comment. when she is on.

DONT BOTHER COMMENTING ON THIS!
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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2005|06:30 pm]
[Current Mood | PHONAGE!]

DUDES GOT MY PHONE FIXED!

Yeah its the same number so give me a ring sometime! O yeah in economics im

1573.50 DOLLARS IN DEBT

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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2005|09:13 pm]
[Current Mood | pissed off]

Had the flu over the weekend. found out after i puked in school. Puked a lot over the weekend...sad thing is that i feel better. i was hopin to act bad today but its just so hard for me to keep calm when im not sick,tired,or depressed. um so nothin really excitin happened. I was goin to go to the mall today but my mom said that i couldnt take any money out of my check. MY CHECK. i worked for that money and have every fuckin right to do what ever the hell i wanna do with it. If i wanted to wipe my ass with it then GOD DAMNIT i can fucking wipe my ass with it. And i was goin to take all of it i was goin to put $110 in the bank...that gives me like $47.50 but know that FUCKINN KUNT SUCKER TO MY CHECK AND LEFT. i would have followed that dyke but i was busy puking cuz i ate macaronni and cheese. so yeah no sympathy for the sick. Well that FUCKING CARPET LICKER CAN GO HAVE SOME LESBIANIC ORGY WITH FUCKING WHORES THAT HAVE HERPES AND SOME OTHER NASTY DISEASE! so there.
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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2005|04:35 pm]
[Current Mood | I FOUND MY ECONOMICS!]

I FLIPPED OUT TODAY IN FOURTH HOUR! cuz i saw my month two info for economics so now i can finish month 3,4,and 5!! so this is how it happened. I went up to mr. maltese and asked if i could go back to the room to copy some stuff down. He said no but then i used my mexican mind powers..and he saw things my way. So as i sneakly walk down the hall way in my black ninja suit a teacher walks by. And since teachers are a students worse enemy i flung up on to the ceiling and used some more mexican powers to stay there. And when he was only a few steps away from the corner i sneezed. Yes sneezed. He saw and i knew this teacher had great power and was taought well in the way of fighting. So we battled. I threw a punch...direct hit. He kicked, i avoided it. but as i was doing my sweet turn to avoid the kick he came at me with a headbutt. POW right in my face. but before he could take his face away i bit his nose off. Between the excessive bleeding and screamin i couldnt here myself think. But i pulled it together and ripped his heart out. Since i was happy about my great victory i cartwheeled down the hall. I picked the lock into mr. maltese room. it was quiet..too quiet. suddenly mad dogs flew out from a secret compartment and i wanted to scream but i didnt..thats right i didnt. i threw some spare hot dogs at the dogs and the didnt make a sound after that. I flew to the pile of papers and mine was ontop i looked at it and laughed an evil laugh. I decided to go and did backflips out the door...and stuck my landing.

SO yeah i kicked ass and the only bad part is the im $562.64 in debt and i havnt even started month 4 in which we gott spend a shit load of money on groceries. Im glad cuz im not goin to fail now..well im goin to fail but not as bad. so thats how my day went...peace out fellow ninjas!!
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(no subject) [Nov. 2nd, 2005|09:43 pm]

I rode the train and might start riding again. For those who will read this and know what the train is..im sorry

                                                 Jump on board respond to the cry

You’re no longer under parental eye

Where words of love couch a desire to control

They want you to conform they want you to enroll

 

In their neat little world where they’re all made of plastic 

Isn’t it delightful isn’t it fantastic 

The train’s just pulled in I’ve saved you a seat

 This is one journey you’ll have to repeat

 

 With me it’s first class all the way

 Enjoy the free ride for next time you pay 

Follow the tracks and enjoy the view 

Listen to the rhythm as it overwhelms you 

 

Your life up to now has been neat little pictures 

A photograph album of permanent fixtures 

But as the train gathers speed ignoring the signals 

Satanic choirs begin singing from damnation’s hymnals 

 

The next snap in your album is totally surreal 

A will that is broken and impossible to heal 

Your id is unlocked from its sub-conscience cell 

The picture it’s painting is a landscape of hell 

 

Where Salvador’s images grow legs and walk 

They scream in your ears as your spirit they stalk 

You’re trapped in a train on a one-way track

 You’re bound for the reaper and there’s no turning back 

 

You squirm and you tremble and cry out in pain 

But you’ll never get back to normality again

 With a promise of pleasure I’ve hooked into your soul 

Your name has been written on addiction’s dark scroll 

 

As we rush into a tunnel with no light at the end

 You’ve no need to worry as I’m your best friend

And to prove it I’ll give you that one final hit

The one that will send you right into the pit

 

Your family and friends will grieve now you’re gone

They’ll fondly remember how once your light shone

Passing over the fact that you died hopelessly lost

:Living for the moment and never counting the cost

 

Now who will be next to take a ride with me?

It’ll cost you nothing the first time it’s free…

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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2005|12:48 pm]
[Current Mood | relieved]
[Current Music |Stay FLy (still fly remix)]

K so P.T.A meeting was yesterday and it was great! the best part was when jessica pantsed dan and his boxers came down too! omg he was so pissed! then we decided to go to the movies but the movie was at 7 and it was only 5. so we went around fountain walk for a bit than we went to hotters. we had the hottest waitress!!! her name was terra but i geuss she made it tj cuz it makes her seem more stupid and her middle name is joy..so its terra joy...TJ get yeah. and we talked about the stupidest things. like about how they should have a guy hooters...well jessica and malisa said that. and then we kept callin david gay. then out of nowhere the waitress said that malisa could work there. and it was like whoa shes only 14. and tj was like...OMG i thought you were 18. it was pretty funny. then we went and saw the fog. YEAH DONT WATCH IT! IT IS THE CRAPPIEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD! plus david wouldnt fucking shut up! god i wanted to kill that kid! then some major drama happened! k so i was suppose to take malisa home right. and she wanted to walk her friend troy to the car. so i was like okay and hurry back! so i saw her in this blue truck-which must have been troys-drving away so i got out of the car and ran! as fast as my little mexican legs could. so i tell jessica and she was like WHAT!? and we were all scared and stuff. so we scream for her and look for her..in case that wasnt her in the truck. so we decide to go home and the whole way all that me and jessica could think of was what if she was still there. and some other inapropiate things which i wont repeat! well anyways we pull into lake sherwood and i see the same truck that i saw malisa in. and that was a huge relief! so malisa yeah one thing i wanna say to you


YOU COULD OF FUCKING TOLD ME!!
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2005|07:00 pm]
[Current Mood | bouncy]
[Current Music |STAY FLY]

So this week was great until Friday! Shit happened and LAUREN GRAY I KNOW YOU CANT READ THIS BUT I AM SO SORRY! well anyways that happened and then i went to the game which sucked until i saw caitlin papler and found some stuff out! and then i found malsa ashley and jessica...OMG they tried pantsing me like every 2 minuets! it was pretty bad! they got me like twice and one of them was when i was talking to like my bestes friend ashley gray and i felt so emabrassed! then we walked around and stuff and i almost got grounded cuz they kept trying to steal my pants and shoes and yeah.then i went home and hung out with some friends and it was fun! IM SUPPOSE TO GO HAUNTED HOUSING TODAY! and im sure that'll be hilarious! well yeah jsut wanted to say stuff! o yeah

 

P.T.A. METTING TOMORROW! HELL YEAH

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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2005|06:31 pm]
MALISA SCARED ME TODAY!! omg i wanted to pee i was so scared! she was hiding behind this mailbox and well yeah! anyways were going to have lots of fun during lunch and CVS!! ha ha only a few people knows what that means and i aint telling nobody! AND IF YOU KNOW YOU ARNT EITHER GOT IT!!
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2005|03:35 pm]
[Current Mood | IM GONNA WIN]

FIGHT!!

Me and MALISA!!!

6:45 tomorrow morning at our bus stop!

I can so beat your ass!

Place your bets BITCHES!!

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(no subject) [Oct. 9th, 2005|05:36 pm]
[Current Mood | blah]

Lets see went to Ashley's and hung out with her,Katelynn, Mikey, Todd, Dalton, stopped by Andy's and Amanda. It was really fun!! Ok first we went to go pick up katelynn and she was finding new stuff out on her phone. Then we went to go meet Todd and them. Met everyone...they all said "who the fuck is that?" Ashley replied jesse, the mexican. it was great. then we went to andy's house. that didnt last long. o and katelynn left before that. so me and ashley left cuz we all hate andy! katelynn came to pick us up..she was driving! and we went to pick up movies and went to WAL-MART!!! o yeah WAL-MART!! After that came back met mikey and Mikey burnt Katelynn's hair and eyelashes! IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! I GOT SICK OFF OF THE PAPER BAG THOUGH!! :( um went back to ashley's house hung out and then we went outside cuz my mom was going to pick me up. and of course geuss who starts to walk up. LEAH FUCKING SUTTERFIELD! now i dont know if you know but katelynn beat leahs ass cuz she called ashley a slut so we were like what are we going to do!! what if she starts saying shit cuz katelynn will beat her ass again! and then she would og to jail or juvee or somthin. anyways when the kids walked up leah wasnt there. we found out later that she ran inside her house cuz we saw her peak her head out! so yeah great times!
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2005|10:46 am]
[Current Mood | Thinking A lot]

10 Favorites...
Favorite Colour: Blue & Red
Favorite Food: Tamales (im so mexican)
Favorite Song: Los Angeles Is Burnin by Bad Religion
Favorite Movie: Sandlot
Favorite Sport: Swimming...i geuss
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Day Of the Week: Saturday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Blue moon or orange sherbet
Favorite Time of Day: early in the morning when its still dark


9 Currents...
Current Mood: thoughtful...thinking
Current Taste: Jones Soda
Current Clothes: Shirt & gym shorts
Current Desktop Picture: Bam Margera holding a Jones Soda
Current Toenail Color: Plain
Current Surroundings: Phone, Ab Doer2, cdz
Current Annoyance(s): Ashley aint callin back
Current Thought: I think im skitzofranic

8 Firsts...
First Best Friend: Angela Winsor...diapers together
First Screen Name: MexicanGuy291
First Pet: A cat...i miss you snowball
First Piercing: i dont have one but probably MY LIP OR MY TOUNGE
First Crush: I think Shannon somthing
First Music: OLDIES!! HELL YEAH
First Car: Toy Jeep

7 Lasts.....
Last Cigarette: 2 weeks
Last Drink: Jones Soda
Last Car Ride: Ashley's mom drove me home
Last Kiss: Um.. a few weeks
Last Movie Seen: Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Last Phone Call: Ashley Nalepa
Last CD Played: System Of A Down

6 Have You Evers....
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No
Have You Ever Broken the Law: yes
Have You Ever Been Arrested: no
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Have You Ever Been on TV: Not that i know of
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know:Yes

5 Things...
5 Things You're Wearing: im only wearin 3
5 Things You've Done Today: Watched T.V., Eat, Computer,talked to friends,slept
5 Things You Can Hear Right Now: Bad Religion, shower, t.v., yelling, cars
5 Things You Can't Live Without: Friends, music, stuff in my basement,phone,LOVE
4 Places You've Been To...
1. Nassau
2. CoCo Cay
3. Key West
4. North Carolina

3 People You Can Tell Anything To...
1. Ashley Gray
2. Alex Ridley
3. Guy in the mirror

2 Choices...
1. Black or White: White
2. Hot or Cold: Cold

1 Wish: I wish that I could find go back to my youth when no one cared if you you werent smart and didnt care if you were black and everyone got along and played fun games! HIDE AND SEEK, RED ROVER, RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT!!
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I HATE GROWING UP!! [Oct. 7th, 2005|04:03 pm]
[Current Mood | I WANT MY CHILDHOOD BACK!]

close your eyes... And go back...

Before the Internet or the AIM

Before semi automatics and weed

Before playstation2 or X-bOX

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...

Before when We got Our Hearts Broken


Way back...


I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.

Red light, Green light.

Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Mother May I?

Red Rover

four square

Hula Hoops

Running through the sprinkler

Happy Meals

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car



Wait...

Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons

Like Hey Arnold and Doug

Or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, and who, ARE YOU AFFRAID OF THE DARK!

Who could forget Snick

Or the teenage mutant ninja turtles,and Power Rangers,


Christmas morning...

Your first day of school

Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses



Climbing trees

Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck

A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers

Jumpin' down the steps

Jumpin' on the bed

Pillow fights

Runnin' till you were out of breath

Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt and you almost peed your pants

Being tired from playin' all day

Your first crush...

Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7-Up" in the classroom

Remember that?



I'm not finished yet...

Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer

Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school

Class Field Trips

When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.

When getting high was swinging on the swingset

When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.

When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were so cool.

When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"


how about when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"

Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

Nobody was prettier than Mom

Nobody was cooler than Dad

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.

Getting an inch of snow was a dream comead it true.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.


If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!



Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...


I double dog dare you

...NO!

I triple dog dare you!
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FUCK HER! [Sep. 30th, 2005|03:14 pm]
[Current Mood | DEVON IS ONE HUGE DYKE!]

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THAT DEVON GIRL ON OUR BUS WHO CANT TALK! That fucking whore called me a dirty mexican when i was passing alex a note and i swear if i werent on the bus i would kill her. my parents wouldnt care they say i can beat the shit out of anyone if they make fun of me cuz im mexican. i mean i really want to but i cant cuz shes a fuckign girl. not that shes much of one but still. so we got into this big arguement
"dirty mexican"
"did you just call me that?"
"no"
"what the fuck why did you call me that!"
"cuz i wanted to" or somthin i dont remember.
and then next thing i can remember is that i said "at least i can talk"
she didnt have any smart ass answers so i was happy. then she was talking to her sister and was like hit that kid right there. she did really softly and was a fucking pussy bout it. then caroline had some balls and hit me a lil harder. then i turned around and i said " nice to know you fight your own fights" then she said i didnt even do it. then i said i know it was caroline but she can do it cuz i dont hate her as much as i hate you. then we didnt talk for a while and her sister said DIRTY mexican and said the mexican part softly like a pussy. then she went of on this stuff bout how she hates the middle schoolers who think there the shit or somthin and she the queen bitch on the bus which i thought was really stupid cuz they dont have the balls to talk to my face. so me and malisa are going to t.p. there house and egg and smear shit and blood all over it. not like they have much of a house anyways. so if you want in just say the magic word. God if i see that kunt licker on the stairs or in the hall im going to fuck her up!
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MALISA IS ONE BRAVE KID! [Sep. 29th, 2005|02:34 pm]
[Current Mood | good times]
[Current Music |Hoochie Mama]

Ok so today sucked until the bus ride home! first devon you know the dyke that dyed her hair black and cant talk good. Well she started making fun of priscilla and sayin that she is a lesbian and i laughed a bit. then me and malisa got off the bus and we saw an empty garbage can that looke like hers. So i said "get inside of it" surprisingly she did. It took like 5 tries to get her actually inside. Then once we were in we didnt know how she was going to get out. So i thought that tipping it over was a good idea...it wasnt. She started freaking out! it was pretty funny. so then i dragged it over on the grass so she wouldnt kill herself on the cement. and on the way there it tipped over and she fell,luckily on the grass, and it was so funny she screamed and well you had to be there! so yeah thats all i wanted to write bout!
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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2005|09:38 pm]
[Current Mood | IM A CAT!]
[Current Music |Jitterbug (wake me up)]

Lets see...where should i begin. um i went to the football game friday and hung out a lot with jillian and alyssa. then at the 4th quarter i hung out with ashley and we freezed our buts off together! Um friday night or saturday nite i went to a party... i cant remeber which day sorry...that was fun. uh...sunday i went to the grocery store with jillian to pick up our cookie stuff. so excited to make cookies monday! sorry courtney your not goin to be there! Um and tomorrow(monday) im gettin my bottom braces on so i dont have to go to school! ~jesse~
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School !!! [Sep. 22nd, 2005|04:44 pm]
[Current Mood | SO FUCKING HAPPY!]
[Current Music |I Ran (so far away)]

KATELYNN IM SO SORRY!! I LOVE YOU!!

But anyways school couldnt be better...hell my life couldnt be better! Im going to homecoming with Rachel..And im really excited. Im passing all my classes except for biology and economics. At home me and mom are amazingly nice to eachother. My dad went on a business trip and we spent a lot of time together and it was suprisingly fun. Um...im makin money and i can help pay for stuff. Ive been clean for a month well...ever since i was badly fucked up. but we dont have to get into that. and im a lot more energetic and happy. Me and sam are doing our thing AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO BACKFLIP!! he he. me and my brother stopped fighting..i mean fist fighting we hated eachother...but he talks to me and tells me a lot more stuff.  Well anyways I will say some great wonderfull spanish i learned.
HASTA LEUGO!! Y Yo soy FELIZ!
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